• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

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the amount of hatred I feel for people is astonishing

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ilikesmokingcrystalmeth:

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

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jeszing:

have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it

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badtvblog:

I watched American Idol for five minutes last night and caught the most amazing/hilarious performance of all time. Amazing is an understatement really. I’m going to rewatch this fifty times now.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

13neighbors:

For Emma, Forever Ago (by insolitus)

13neighbors:

For Emma, Forever Ago (by insolitus)

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Me Gusta

 
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